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Your face on football stars’ shirts, but why stop there?

Your face on football stars’ shirts, but why stop there?

By Dean Gate

Here at Natter Towers we are inundated with press releases that range from useful and interesting to downright tedious and plain bizarre.

Take the Gun Store in Las Vegas, for instance, which is offering a bachelorette party – hen party to you and me – with a difference.

The Gun Store offers a shooting...
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Leave those Scouse girls alone!

TWO institutions that have had their knockers over the years were in the news this week.

One was Grand National Ladies Day, that perennial favourite of Scouse-bashers everywhere, the other was the Daily Sport newspaper, which has gone, in the words of one waggish commentator, ‘tits up’.

Far be it for a Manchester-based website to leap...
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The Natter wrap – I’m a Belieber!

The Natter wrap – I’m a Belieber!

Bieber fever hit town this week as the precocious 10-year-old (what, you mean he’s 17?!) stopped traffic wherever he went.

The Chill Factore indoor ski slope was even cleared for the teen sensation to take to the snow.

Obviously, there was a health and safety issue here. Can you imagine the carnage that would have been...
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Beware the reality TV effect

SHAUN Ryder got a nasty surprise on I’m A Celebrity this week when a venomous snake coiled up to him and sank its fangs into his hand.

Shaun said: “It was like sticking your hand through a sheet of glass and it wouldn’t let go. If that weren’t someone’s animal I would have f***ing smashed...
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Let’s have a reet Royal wedding

Let’s have a reet Royal wedding

SO, the Labour leader on Bury Council has blasted Prince William and his lovely bride-to-be Kate Middleton as ‘multi-millionaire parasites’.

Coun Mike Connolly later spinelessly apologised for his outburst, presumably after coming under a bit of pressure from his bosses.

But Coun Connolly is not alone in his views. Pete (shouldn’t that be Peter?) Broadbent, a...
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