Eric Jackson

A stay in paradise can be a fag

A stay in paradise can be a fag

ONE of the many noxious things that illustrate the awfulness of Marge Simpson’s evil twin sisters Selma and Patty Bouvier is their constant chain-smoking.

As well as being acid-tongued, gimlet-eyed harridans with the souls of demons, the fag-habit seems to suggest that they probably stink to high heaven, don’t care about their own health or...
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Strictly the best, like Jean Genie

Strictly the best, like Jean Genie

WHEN  Kara Tointon lifted the trophy as winner of Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday night, the ex-EastEnders star gushed that it was the ‘most special’ thing to ever happen to her.

Damn right. The actress, who’s hotter than the CERN Hadron Collider, is only young and she’s yet to give birth,...
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Sexual inequality today? You bet

Sexual inequality today? You bet

SEXUAL equality: think we’ve got it, do you? Well I still don’t think we have.

How can we when someone can go out on the razzle in town while their other half sits at home with the kids, cooks the evening meal, does the washing up and walks the dog?

That razzle can involve a livener...
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FIFA could learn from Queen Stacey

FIFA could learn from Queen Stacey

AS Stacey Solomon was crowned Queen of the Jungle in I’m A Celebrity …Get Me Out of Here, I raised a glass of Italian red to her victory.

Not that I gave a stuff about the programme, truth be told. Until Saturday night I wasn’t even aware that ex-X Factor Duracell bunny Stacey and Shaun...
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Kay’s not a patch on Steve Coogan

Kay’s not a patch on Steve Coogan

FUNNY thing comedy, isn’t it? As in funny peculiar, most of the time. Things that people find hilarious I find about as amusing as piles, and vice-versa.

I’m not saying that I’m always right and they are wrong – it’s just a matter of taste.

Such as Only Fools and Horses. I don’t exactly hate it,...
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